The Breakfast Club
Faction: Unaffiliated
Mission Objectives and Summary
Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a metaphorical representation of totalitarian power structures, and a benevolent leonine savior, and a crazed artificial intelligence running a colony of clones, and a cosmic entity obsessed with purity, and a malevolent fallen angel which has lost its corporeal form. Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.